" as necessary "

 [ "If Necessaried" ]

1: When one has tickets to an NBA, NHL, or MLB playoffs, but the game they had tickets to becomes cancelled, as one team had already won the series. Only used for Game 5's, Game 6's, or Game 7's, the games that are scheduled as "if necessary," the derivation of the phrase.

  * e.g.,  ... Mike: "Hey, how was the Red Sox- Angels game last night?" John: "The game was if necessaried; the Angels already swept." Mike: "Ahh, that sucks." 

 [ "necessary" ]

1: Something that is compulsory or mandatory in nature.

  * e.g.,  ... * It is not necessary for Ryan to lick my ass. 

 [ "necessary" ]

2: An action that needs to be taken

  * e.g.,  ... * I find it necessary to use sexual slang at least every other sentence. It makes me look mature... 

 [ "necessary" ]

1: Everything in the past, including war was necessary, because it existed. This does not mean to say that it is necessary now or in the future.

  * e.g.,  ... People started to realize the basic game center could move to life support instead of death support and it was now necessary to work for only 6 hours per year instead of the current 2,000, to support war mongers. 

 [ "Necessary" ]

1: A word you say on a daily bases, but don't know how to spell

  * e.g.,  ... Mark: Hey, how do you spell "Necessary" John: N-E-S-S-E-C-A-R-Y Mark: Thanks 

 [ "Necessary" ]

1: A long ass word ain’t nobody know how to spell

  * e.g.,  ... Linda: hey dude, how tf u spell Necessary 

 [ "Necessary" ]

1: The word "Necessary" means "do you really have to do it?" but shorter.

  * e.g.,  ... You and your BLAH BLAH BLAH is finding a treasure. 

 [ "Necessary" ]

1: A word you use sometimes but never spell it right

  * e.g.,  ... It really was not necessary to come up with the word "necessary" 

 [ "Necessary Evil" ]

1: Not liking something but understanding that it has to be accepted (sometimes) or it has to exist.

  * e.g.,  ... Nimueh says that money creates many problems but he cannot imagine ehat the world would be like without it. This is a necessary evil. 

 [ "Morgan Necessary" ]

1: Usually a petite girl who is very good at hiding all emotions. She isn't just a snack, she's a whole ass meal. She probably has freckles that are adorable enough that most people could spend hours counting them. She is very deserving of Sam's love, which is hard to come by. She found herself a keeper in Sam.

  * e.g.,  ... "I'm sad, I wish Morgan Necessary was here to cuddle with me" - Sam 

 [ "necessary erection" ]

1: An unwanted boner used for the express purpose of shutting some dumb bitch up.

  * e.g.,  ... I didn't want to get one, but it was a necessary erection if I had hopes of shutting that hoe up.